The Hummer laptop – "semi-ruggedized" just like the real thing

GM has got some creative marketing teams at the moment. First it was Cadillac bicycles and now it’s Hummer “semi-ruggedized” laptops. Built by Itronix, the brand name manufacturer of God knows what, these ruggedized laptops feature an integrated GPRS/EDGE wireless cellular module, which should help wayward suburbanites find their way back to the safety of pavement. The laptops, according to Itronix, “come with enough padding to survive six separate drops from a height of 30 inches onto two 3/4-inch sheets of plywood placed on top of concrete.” Could that statement have any more qualifications? The price will add $2,988 dollars to the cost of your new H3 because they’re being sold at the dealerships.

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GM has got some creative marketing teams at the moment. First it was
Cadillac bicycles and now it’s Hummer “semi-ruggedized”
laptops. Built by Itronix, the brand name manufacturer of God knows what, these ruggedized laptops feature an
integrated GPRS/EDGE wireless cellular module, which should help wayward suburbanites find their way back to the safety
of pavement. The laptops, according to Itronix, “come with enough padding to survive six separate drops from a height
of 30 inches onto two 3/4-inch sheets of plywood placed on top of concrete.” Could that statement have any more
qualifications? The price will add $2,988 dollars to the cost of your new H3 because they’re being sold at the
dealerships.