Video: How not to wash your Mercedes-Benz
Automated car washes are designed to turn an easy task into a simple one. Insert coins, wait for the machine to do its thing and then drive away in your clean car. Sounds easy, right? What if you're the nervous type that just has to fidget, and you also happen to own a Mercedes-Benz?
The Benz has lots of buttons, any one of which is capable of grabbing your nervous attention and asking to be pushed. But if you're going to accidentally hit any button while in the car wash, make sure it isn't the trunk. (Okay, sunroof would be pretty bad, too.)
There is a remarkable absence of shakiness in this video, since we imagine that a ton of laughter spewed forth from the mouth of the camera holder. Give in to your urges and click past the jump to view the clip.