Can a wiener-shaped Power Wheels be far behind?
In the running for the greatest event tag line of 2013 is this: "Six wieners. One winner." Or how about just Wienermobile Run, which is what Oscar Mayer is putting on with six Wienermobiles crossing the country in search of points and glory.
Chicago loves its hot dogs, unless of course they're illegally parked. Then they're getting a ticket just like every other fast food-shaped vehicle breaking the law.