What would Horgh drive? You must choose the most metal car, or be expelled from the skeletal, frostbitten winter forest forever.
Electric cars, atomic cars, perpetual-motion cars, carts pulled by robot mules – someday, they may replace the good old internal-combustion engine.
These days, even the Yaris has more than 100 horses. Is it possible to have fun with less? Which sub-100hp car was (or is) the most fun?
The econobox as we know it has been with us since the early 1970s. Which one was (or is) the worst?
British cars have been with us since the 19th century, and more than 500 British marques have existed.
Giant, hideous crash bumpers, engines that made 25 horsepower per liter, and velour. Lots of velour. 1973 through 1983, which year was the Malaise nadir?
There was a time when the station wagon was the default cargo- and family-hauling North American machine. What's the best one ever?
Of all the hardware used to feed air into an engine, some are better-looking than others.
With thousands of four-bangers to choose from, selecting the all-time greatest might be a challenge. Do it anyway!
When a minivan best meets your needs, are you willing to be seen in one?
Superchargers have been available on production cars going back to the 1920s. Which one is coolest?
Available on many GM cars of the 1990s and 2000s and now dirt cheap in junkyards, the Eaton-blown 3800 has plenty of bolt-in or near-bolt-in recipients.
Instead of making the obvious choice, go for something interesting.
There have been good years and bad years for cars, ever since Karl Benz's first machine. What year was the very best?
During the engine-displacement arms race, car companies vied for the raciest-looking numerical badges. What's the best one?
In 2009, the Insurance Institute For Highway Safety smashed a 1959 Bel Air into a 2009 Malibu. Millions of ugly online screaming matches were the result.
I say every remaining example of the Oldsmobile Achieva should be crushed, just to erase its maddening name. You may feel differently.