There are three things we love about the final t-shirt product: 1. It's all about driving the long way home. 2. We learned a new word while reading it. 3. It's brown (not just for station wagons any more).
Our winning design was submitted by Katherine "AtomicAlex" Helmetag – congratulations. The Atomic One is going to racing school, where she'll learn about string theory, trail braking, and which way to keep the shiny side facing. Bon voyage!
Thanks to all who played along; the entries were uniformly wonderful. And remember, if you see someone walking down the street in the Autoblog "Interstataphobia" shirt, give that woman or man your most sincere high-five.