Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6x6 Showcar, Dubai 2013

In the midst of the launch for one of its most important new cars, the 2014 CLA-Class, Mercedes-Benz has decided to set a price for one of its most ridiculous – and ridiculously awesome – products of all time, the G63 AMG 6x6. How much exactly will it cost to claim ownership to the baddest G-Class ever made? A measly 379,000 euros (*not including the pricey value-added tax), which converts to around $513,000.

Now comes the real disappointment. Even if you have that much money lying around, chances are you still won't be able to buy one. A Mercedes spokesperson told us that not only will the six-wheel-drive G63 AMG be sold in "very small volume," it will not be sold in North America or right-hand-drive markets like the UK, Australia and Japan. We're guessing this means that the handful of these insane trucks that go into production later this year will be hoarded by wealthy residents of the Middle East.