This unholy union of a 1999 Ford Expedition and a Mercedes Benz E- class front end has dragged it's self through 112,850 miles, all while looking like a it was mashed together by the teleportation machines in The Fly.
It comes fully loaded with flame style decals, a thumping sound system featuring 3 12-inch speakers and 2 amplifiers and, of course, oversized 24 inch rims.
It's not just stylish, but it's also safe. The thing comes fully equipped with airbags -- passengers will be grateful for this safety feature when the driver crashes, which will no doubt happen while the driver watches a DVD from the screen on his steering wheel.
The seller also mentions that he's open to a trade, but who knows what carnival of horrors your poor used car would go through.