Click above to view the video after the jump
Apparently Automobile and New York Times contributor Ezra Dyer took a fair amount of flack for his snowy Audi R8 escapades, so he's compiled his greatest motive moments of 2009 into one predictably ridiculous montage. We'd describe the antics ourselves, but a chilled bottle of champagne is goading us from afar and Dyer does a far better job:
The "Most Awesome Video Ever" awaits after the jump, and in keeping with the extreme theme, Mötley CrüeDo not even watch this video if you have a heart condition or think you might be pregnant, for it includes the following graphic material: Goading Michael Schumacher into driving like a maniac in a Ferrari 599 GTB; shooting my Cadillac with machine guns, at night, using tracer bullets; jumping a Subaru; jumping off a sand dune without a Subaru; Lamborghini doughnuts; shots of speedometers reading x-tremely high speeds. And there's even more. Your ticket buys you the whole seat, but trust me when I tell you that you'll only need the edge.
provides the soundtrack – fair warning.
[Source: New York Times]