Ha ha ha! Look, what kind of carjacker are you if you can't drive a stick? The only one that pops to mind is Vincent Gallo's character in
when he tried to unsuccessfully steal Christina Ricci's car, "I'm used to
cars. Have you ever heard of a
? That's what I drive. I drive cars that
themselves." And that's essentially what happened when a very bad criminal tried to car-jack a nice nurse in Reno, NV.
Armed with a B.B. Gun, 23-year-old Kent Howard Boedicker allegedly attempted to jack a 57-year-old RN's
. After forcing the lady out of the car and climbing inside, Boedicker then got out and handed her the keys back stating, "I don't need these anymore." Thanks to his
non-existent driving skills, Reno police were able to apprehend Boedicker in a Save-Mart parking lot.
Cheers to Mr. Mack for the tip!