Unfortunately, the genius in question couldn't resist bragging about how he had been street racing when pulled over going around 90 miles-per-hour, and that after a long traffic stop, the officer wound up citing him for driving too slowly. Racerboy then noticed a discrepancy on his ticket (the posted limit was not the same as what he was cited for), which he figured he could fight in court and maybe get off totally scot-free. Because not getting busted for street racing wasn't enough. Cut to post number 4 on the thread: the "Ask an Officer" response from user M Davis, a local police officer, falls into the category of "priceless" and the OrlandoForums thread is spreading like wildfire to enthusiast forums all over the place. 28 pages and counting.
Hondaej2nr, the original poster, is not the most popular guy in Central Florida at the moment. Thanks to Jared for the tip.
Note: We've pulled the OrlandoForums thread links because the forum crashed (sorry, guys). The hyperlink above is a Google Search link. From there, you can check out any number of other forums that picked up the thread.