Guess I'm not alone. The folks over at Super News and Current TV have created an animated bit about Michael Bay convincing the Transformers to sign on to doing a sequel. At first, they only have one demand: make the film more environmentally responsible, you know, with a hybrid transformer or something. Otherwise, they're heading back to their home planet and leaving Bay without stars for the follow-up. For what happens next, just watch the clip.
It's slightly NSFW, so use headphones or wait 'til later. No headphones will eliminate the gay joke, though, so just be aware.
[Source: Current TV, h/t/ to Linton]