Having relentlessly thrashed a few vehicles in our day, we get a perverse enjoyment from watching people abusing their vehicles in self-destructive ways. Although this certainly isn't the most creative form of Subaru abuse, it certainly speaks to the tank-like nature of the earlier models (that, and the fact that beer and open spaces don't mix).
What better way could we wrap up this week's WRX/EVO RR of the Day contest? How else? Show you the failed attempts at killing a late-80s Subaru GL/Loyale wagon.