Volkswagen has decided that extreme measures are required to return the German company to profit, and as such is reducing content on all future New Beetles. First to go is the sheetmetal.

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2005 Woodward Dream Cruise - Funny Cars II 450 AB

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2005 Woodward Dream Cruise - Funny Cars II 450 AB

2005 Woodward Dream Cruise - Funny Cars II 450 AB
I swear this guy is Elvis. He?s looking away so you can?t really tell, but I swear it?s him.

2005 Woodward Dream Cruise - Funny Cars II 450 AB


2005 Woodward Dream Cruise - Funny Cars II 450 AB
1.21 jiggawatts!!!

2005 Woodward Dream Cruise - Funny Cars II 450 AB
Did Paul Tuttle from Orange County Choppers lose some weight?

2005 Woodward Dream Cruise - Funny Cars II 450 AB2005 Woodward Dream Cruise - Funny Cars II 450 AB
People were giving Popeye his space all day long.

2005 Woodward Dream Cruise - Funny Cars II 450 AB


2005 Woodward Dream Cruise - Funny Cars II 450 AB
New Target-branded smart cars. Get one free with the purchase of every duvet cover priced above $10,000.


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