Take a pinch of rumor, add someone who can use a computer to create monstrosities, stir aggressively and you get these mutants. The Bentley SUV, which may be more fact than fiction, would be based on the Cayenne platform. The Jaguar crossover is another vehicle reality. A Mercedes pickup SUT is a bigger stretch and not an attractive image. The HUMMER is just scary. But we wouldn't mind a Wrangler competitor from the truck maker. Just make sure it's pure truck.