We're kind of kidding with the headline and pointing to this entry in Dave Leggett's blog on Just-Auto.com but not that much. Dave unabashedly spells out where the UK media launch of the BMW 3 Series will be. In southern Spain just outside of Seville. Dave even hopes the hotel he'll be staying at is the same one Toyota put the press up at the year before. Now that's what we call a junket. And people really wonder why readers don't take automotive journalists at their word?