Hallmark cards these ain't. Actually, you're more likely to get flipped 'the bird' after giving one to someone. But Road Rage Cards are perfect for that jerk in the Bimmer talking on his cellphone, drinking his coffee, reading the newspaper, smoking a cigarette, and eating a doughnut all while he blindly cuts across 4 lanes of traffic to cut you off. Here's an excerpt from their website:

Road Rage Cards is just what you need if you really want to make a statement.

The printing is large and easy to read from a distance. The cards are tabbed and arranged by topic, so you can find the right message fast.

The book includes a variety of uncensored and censored messages (for those with slightly smaller balls). We've included a message for just about every annoying driver you'll encounter (43 messages in all), and we've also included some blank pages for you to write your own messages!

This may very well be the best $19.99 you can spend. That is if they don't get you shot. Of course, the person cutting you off is probably so oblivious to what is going on, they won't even notice your message to them. But come on! These babies contain 'reverse-type technology' so that driver in front of you can get your message in his rear view mirror.
WARNING:
The site does contain some offensive language, so if you're easily offended don't visit the site, and don't complain to me about it.


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