Every 24 seconds, a car in the United States is stolen. That's a lot of cars, and Edmunds.com is doing their part to give bumbling car thieves a better chance at actually stealing your car. So lock your doors, roll up the windows, stash the valuables beneath the front seats, tuck away all those exposed wires from the alarm you installed yourself, and take the magnetic hide-a-key out from beneath the front bumper. For god sake man, you're just asking to have your car stolen!

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