Well, that didn't take long. Mere nanoseconds after we announced that Karl-Heinz Kalbfell had decamped from RR, he pops up at Alfa Romeo, in disguise with slightly more hair on his dome. As if you can fool us, Mr. Calfskin. All those who bet us he'd turn up at Daewoo or Geely, it's time to pay up. Also: you might want to make sure your German is in good working order before clicking the link below. English language news sources are a bit slow on the uptake, but I'm sure it will all be making headlines on CNN in no time.