Ok, ok, I give in. Want to be simultaneously awed by highly-modded performance cars and frustrated to no perceivable end by annoying web design? Then check out Car and Driver's Supercar Shootout, which puts 16 well-augmented rubber burners through the wringer in speed, handling and braking tests. A tuned Gallardo mixes it up with blown Vipers and Corvettes in the open class, while a Mallett CTS-V whoops up on the competition in the sedan segment. Unfortunately the article is set up so that navigating between sections makes you want to kill yourself, so just go buy the magazine now and send me a calligraphic thank you note and fruit basket later.