I mean, ahem, garden tractor. Designed with "premium performance" and "superior cutting power" in mind, the Williams F1 Team WF1-600H is apparently "Britain's foremost garden tractor." Good thing it has that tubular steel bar on the front— it'll come in handy for when I crash into my wife, who will be piloting the Ferrari weed whacker around our convoluted backyard network of pachysandra beds and box hedges. Oh wait, I just remembered, I'm not even married. Is this all a dream?

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