This story was just too humorous to pass up. We just apologize there is no picture of this poor slob who actually lit a firework in his Mustang to shoot out the window at his girlfriend (is this a new term of endearment?) only to realize the window was rolled up. Doh! Needless to say this brilliant man received second degree burns to his buttocks and groin. Ouch. We'll have to add this to our favorite 4th of July anti-fireworks stories.