Boy, I sure am surprised. The 1984 Nissan Maxima wagon that the Pimp My Ride crew turned into a hideous mobile DJ booth is up for sale on eBay, minus the turntables and miscellaneous audio gear that made the "ride" so totally "pimped." According to the ad, "The outside and interior speaks for itself" [sic], and once you look through the photos and observe West Coast Customs' completely shoddy workmanship, you'll most likely agree. The opening bid for this woeful POS is $18,000. Hmmmm, should I get a fully loaded Mazda 3 or one of the most flagrant automotive violations of our time? Let me think.