Alex Rodriguez, the highest paid player in baseball, is trying to make some extra coin by opening a Mercedes-Benz dealership in League City, Texas, a suburb of Houston. The operation, which will commence late next year, joins four other Benz dealers in the area, leading me to believe that a lot of rich people live in League City. Says A-Rod, "This dealership is going to be the cornerstone of my professional future." But Alex, I thought the cornerstone of your professional future was playing professional baseball for millions of dollars per second. Why don't you let the rest of America have a chance to make some dough?