You've got to love an honest car review. Dan Jedlicka of MSN.com writes some hysterical lines in his take on the new Mercedes S-Class. I'm not sure if these are intentional but gems like "There are a variety of S-Class trim levels. They all cost a lot, but resale values are high," make me chuckle. Cost a lot? Yes a base price of $75,000 is a lot of money. But if you're in this price range do you really care about resale values? I obviously wouldn't know. Regardless there's nifty talk about a 7-speed transmission and other goodies like handmade AMG engines.