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VIDEO: Ford press conference yields surprise $650 car announcement

Between the hysteria of this week's SEMA Show and Chrysler's never-ending (and partially baffling) revelations yesterday, a shocking announcement by Ford Motor Company has been nearly drowned out. But rest assured, your Autoblog team never rests (even after huffing down 9,000 calories apiece at Vegas' Wynn Buffet!) and have tracked down this astounding piece of news. Ford has taken a long, hard look at the state of the American automotive scene and has decided to do the (almost) unthinkable – sell us a car for $650. Now, there are ... Read more →

VIDEO: New reality tv show pits Ford factory workers against each other for job survival Chris Shunk

The recent happenings of the auto industry are anything but funny, especially when it comes to the tens of thousands of lost jobs. Well, it wasn't funny until the writers at The Onion put their ...

The Onion reports DOT creating new lane for reckless drivers Dan Roth

VIDEO: Onion interviews automaker execs, flying cars are out Dan Roth

Try as they might, The Onion got the typical stonewall response from GM, Ford, and Toyota when pressing the automakers about their flying car programs. All these companies do is deny, deny, deny. ...

Mellencamp pens ode to Honda Chris Tutor

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VIDEO: Ford press conference yields surprise $650 car announcement 1 month ago on Autoblog

VIDEO: New reality tv show pits Ford factory workers against each other for job survival 7 months ago on Autoblog

The recent happenings of the auto industry are anything but funny, especially when it comes to the tens of thousands of lost jobs. Well, it wasn't funny until the writers at The Onion put their comedic minds to it. Beyond the jump is a positively brilliant spoof on Onion News Now for a reality ...

The Onion reports DOT creating new lane for reckless drivers 1 year ago on Autoblog

A new report from The Onion details a new Department Of Transportation initiative to give reckless drivers their own space on highways, thus freeing them from the drudgery of actually driving. The new lanes will be of a special bowl design to keep cars on the right track while obviating the need for ...

VIDEO: Onion interviews automaker execs, flying cars are out 2 years ago on Autoblog

Try as they might, The Onion got the typical stonewall response from GM, Ford, and Toyota when pressing the automakers about their flying car programs. All these companies do is deny, deny, deny. Even when the Onion called them out, pointing to their secret labs where engineers fly around gleefully ...

Mellencamp pens ode to Honda 3 years ago on Autoblog

Apparently overcome by the positive qualities of the 2007 Honda Accord, true-blue American crooner John Mellencamp has written a song praising the dedicated Japanese automotive workers and extolling the virtues of the well-made Japanese sedan. One line from "Buddha On the Highway," is "Oh, you noble ...

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