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VIDEO: New reality tv show pits Ford factory workers against each other for job survival
The recent happenings of the auto industry are anything but funny, especially when it comes to the tens of thousands of lost jobs. Well, it wasn't funny until the writers at The Onion put their comedic minds to it. Beyond the jump is a positively brilliant spoof on Onion News Now for a reality show called Auto Warriors. The reality show won't show people trying to win $1 million dollars or score a record deal with Simon Cowell. Instead, the faux show pits workers from two Ford plants against one another, and the winners keep their jobs. ... Read more →
The Onion reports DOT creating new lane for reckless drivers Dan Roth
A new report from The Onion details a new Department Of Transportation initiative to give reckless drivers their own space on highways, thus freeing them from the drudgery of actually driving. The new ...
VIDEO: Onion interviews automaker execs, flying cars are out Dan Roth
Try as they might, The Onion got the typical stonewall response from GM, Ford, and Toyota when pressing the automakers about their flying car programs. All these companies do is deny, deny, deny. ...
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VIDEO: New reality tv show pits Ford factory workers against each other for job survival 7 months ago on Autoblog
The recent happenings of the auto industry are anything but funny, especially when it comes to the tens of thousands of lost jobs. Well, it wasn't funny until the writers at The Onion put their comedic minds to it. Beyond the jump is a positively brilliant spoof on Onion News Now for a reality ...
The Onion reports DOT creating new lane for reckless drivers 1 year ago on Autoblog
A new report from The Onion details a new Department Of Transportation initiative to give reckless drivers their own space on highways, thus freeing them from the drudgery of actually driving. The new lanes will be of a special bowl design to keep cars on the right track while obviating the need for ...
VIDEO: Onion interviews automaker execs, flying cars are out 2 years ago on Autoblog
Try as they might, The Onion got the typical stonewall response from GM, Ford, and Toyota when pressing the automakers about their flying car programs. All these companies do is deny, deny, deny. Even when the Onion called them out, pointing to their secret labs where engineers fly around gleefully ...
Autoblog Podcast #156: Paukert comes back for more!
Chris, Dan, and Editor Paukert chat and give each other grief. Merriment ensues.
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