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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[April Foolery: BMW announces anti-dog piss alloy wheels]]></title><link>http://www.autoblog.com/2008/04/01/april-foolery-bmw-announces-anti-dog-piss-alloy-wheels/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.autoblog.com/2008/04/01/april-foolery-bmw-announces-anti-dog-piss-alloy-wheels/</guid><comments>http://www.autoblog.com/2008/04/01/april-foolery-bmw-announces-anti-dog-piss-alloy-wheels/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.autoblog.com/category/etc/" rel="tag">Etc.</a>, <a href="http://www.autoblog.com/category/bmw/" rel="tag">BMW</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="0" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/04/bmwfree_450x300_opt.jpg"  alt="" /><br />The concept of "Man's Best Friend" applies only when Rover is romping in the backyard catching frisbees or keeping your feet warm at the end of the couch. As soon as Fido chews up your penny loafers or, heaven forbid, opens up his main drain on a prized possession, the extension of friendship between Homo Sapien and canine is rescinded. BMW has invented a new system called Canine Repellent Alloy Protection (CRAP) that should prevent Lassie from leaking all over its owner's most prized possession, the Bimmer in the driveway. CRAP uses the existing EfficientDynamics Brake Energy Regeneration systems on many BMWs to store up electric energy known as Rim Impulse Power (RIP). When a poodle aims its peter at one of your Bimmer's shiny alloy wheels, a small electric charge will cross the stream and give Fluffy a tough lesson in respecting other people's property. Ingenious, really.<br /><br />[Source: BMW, <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=130296&amp;in_page_id=34">Metro.co.uk</a>]<p><a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2008/04/01/april-foolery-bmw-announces-anti-dog-piss-alloy-wheels/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>April Foolery: BMW announces anti-dog piss alloy wheels</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ddd;border:1px solid #ccc;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2008/04/01/april-foolery-bmw-announces-anti-dog-piss-alloy-wheels/">April Foolery: BMW announces anti-dog piss alloy wheels</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.autoblog.com">Autoblog</a> on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.</p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2008/04/01/april-foolery-bmw-announces-anti-dog-piss-alloy-wheels/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.autoblog.com/forward/1154280/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2008/04/01/april-foolery-bmw-announces-anti-dog-piss-alloy-wheels/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>bmw alloy protection</category><category>bmw april fools</category><category>bmw dog</category><category>BmwAlloyProtection</category><category>BmwAprilFools</category><category>BmwDog</category><category>canine repellent alloy protection</category><category>CanineRepellentAlloyProtection</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[John Neff]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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