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How Automobile envisions the next Ford Escort {Autoblog}
Mar 3rd 2007 10:27PM 1997 Escort here with 120,000 miles. Aside from tires and front brakes, this car starts and runs like a Honda. No problems. Eat that you Jap loving pukes.
Geneva Leak: Opel Gran Turismo Coupe Concept {Autoblog}
Mar 3rd 2007 11:27AM Two thumbs down! Remaking a current Nissan is not worth spit. By the time this ever hit the market, it would look like an antique.
At Opel I expect better.
Ford hires "Dirty Jobs" host to sell F-150s {Autoblog}
Mar 1st 2007 5:40PM Lutz is probably spitting up right now.
The only spokesperson he could possibly hire now for his line of dead trucks is Chillary Clinton. I can just picture Chevrolet hauling her ass around and claiming "Chevrolet: The only truck that can haul this much ass around".
Size Matters: Mercedes-Benz S600 Guard Pullman limousine in development {Autoblog}
Feb 23rd 2007 3:40PM Coalition for All Things Large
18 Long Wood Boulevard
West Hollywood, CA 96whateva
February 23, 2007
Dear Sirs,
We at the Coalition for All Things Large want to thank Mercedes-Benz for giving us more length on America's highways. All too often we are stuck with phat SUV's that are short on length, but Mercedes has delivered us the length that we crave.
Amen. Two snaps.
It is important for us royal members of the Coalition and assembled queens to rejoice and to look fabulous on our hunts for all things large so having a Mercedes does make a difference. It is much too common to have a stretched Hummer (you can spot artificial length a mile away).
It goes without saying that our mouths are just a watering thinking about a Big Benz instead of a Baby one.
Sincerely yours,
LaVerne LaQuesha Royale Octavia
President and Chief Inspector at Large
Coalition for All Things Large
Wha? Buick dealers don't want a RWD vehicle {Autoblog}
Feb 19th 2007 4:36PM Buick dealers are as dead as their customers.
The LaCrosse is an awful car - cheaply made and ugly. There is no reason that car should even exist.
The Lucerne doesn't look like its price tag and is an okay car, but hardly what Buick needs to confront Acura and Lexus.
Take the Lucerne, price it like a LaCrosse, can the LaCrosse and do a version of the Statesman you see in the image.
Buick dealers long have abandoned any idea of what they need and should remember what a Buick is and that they desperately need an icon car like the Statesman.
Idiots.
GM memorializes Earnhardt with Web site {Autoblog}
Feb 18th 2007 3:04PM As much as I loathe GM NASCAR efforts and their unethical race drivers with limited actual talent, the one thing I could say about Dale Earnhardt was he was a pure race car driver. Wimps like James Johnson and Jeffie Gordon who can only steer good handling cars to victory pale in comparison with a real driver like Earnhardt who could take ill-handling cars and manhandle them to victory. Earnhardt's success wasn't due to his pit crew like much of Johnson's and Gordon's victories. Rather, it was Earnhardt the MAN who could overcome much and who never whined like the Johnsons and Gordons in today's era.
I also know that I didn't care for Earnhardt's racing style at times where he would bump people out of the way, but somehow his efforts seem less impudent than Jeff Gordon who tries to overcome his lack of real talent by pushing superior drivers and cars out of the way. With Earnhardt you knew it was all about racing and he would take it like a man if someone did it to him; Gordon and Johnson are today's wimps who dish it but can't take it back. And with that, Earnhardt's brashness makes him all the man that Johnson and wimpy Jeffie only dream about being.
And this Ford owner and loyalist will always hold a fond place in my heart for Dale Earnhardt because he was as he was - a true racer - a true man - a true pleasure to watch. No pretending. No whining. He took it like a man and dished it out like one.
If only Rick Hendricks drivers could be man enough to hold Earnhardt's goggles/sun glasses.
Keep dreaming!
RIP Dale! We miss you.
On the upside, it's likely totalled {Autoblog}
Feb 16th 2007 6:29PM This is a wonderful story. A Honda is ruined. Let's start collecting stories of more Japanese trash biting the dust.
Buick LaCrosse shamed with one-star crash performance, receives tweaks {Autoblog}
Feb 13th 2007 9:52PM Wow! GM really let out a stinky one with the LaTosse. An unsafe, ugly, cheaply made piece of garbage is one of Lutz's first babies! Imagine my surprise that his underwhelming effort is also unsafe at almost any speed.
Fire Lutz. Wonder how many people have been killed by his arrogance and incompetence.
Chicago Auto Show: GM RWD fans can rejoice, for the Pontiac G8 has arrived (w/ VIDEO!) {Autoblog}
Feb 7th 2007 9:37PM Just remember you'll never be able to buy a G8 made as well as the one you see above. After seeing a shoddily put together Aura at a recent car show (not to mention a Silverado and Arcadia suffering from the same quality control issues in the assembly of the various dash components), I can say that without a doubt this is one of the nastiest looking interiors I've ever seen! Dog barf brown leather instrument panel cover? Not since my bitch had Parvo virus have I seen that color.
Putz should be shot for bringing this piece of crap over here. It is dull, ugly, and cheap looking. It looks like it holds a 4 cylinder engine.
Another castrated Pontiac comes to market led by the Queen of Eunichs Himself, Robert Putz.
Chicago Auto Show: GM RWD fans can rejoice, for the Pontiac G8 has arrived (w/ VIDEO!) {Autoblog}
Feb 7th 2007 9:33PM I slapped a Pontiac Badge on my dog's ass.
I guess that is how you make Pontiac's these days.
Or is it the dog byproduct?
