2000 Porsche Boxster Reviews

5 out of 5

THE BEST PURIST'S SPORTS CAR EVER...AND THEY KEEP GETTING BETTER!

Mar 10, 2012

MY 2000 BOXSTER 'S' REPRESENTS THE FIRST YEAR OF THE 'S' PRODUCTION SERIES. CUTTING TO THE CHASE [DON'T EVEN BOTHER CHASING IT..YOU'LL NEVER CATCH UP WITH IT EXCEPT IN A 911]: FLAWLESS INTERIOR DESIGN; NO CUP HOLDERS [ONE DOES NOT 'PILOT' A PORSCHE WITH AN OPEN LIQUID CONTAINER UNLESS PERHAPS IF THE 'DRIVER' IS CHALLENGED WITH SENILE DEMENTIA]. BOTTOM LINE: IT GOES AND SOUNDS LIKE A 'BANSHEE'...IT STOPS ON THE PROVERBIAL 'DIME' ALL WHILE LOOKIN' AS GOOD AS GOOD CAN GET. WITH THE TIPTRONIC. THE 'S' IS ACTUALLY FASTER THAN THE MANUAL...GREAT MID-RANGE TORQUE...EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD BE...KNOWN TO RIDE FASTER THAN THE LAW WILL ALLOW SO MID-RANGE TORQUE MAKES IT FUN TO DRIVE IN THE LOWER GEARS WHILE MAKING THAT PATENTED 'PORSHE ROAR. THE 'S' APPEARS MOVING WHILE STANDING STILL...AND NO PORSCHE IS MANUFACTURED TO 'STAND STILL.' TO PARAPHRASE THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF DR. FERDINAND PORSCHE, WHEN A PUNDIT CRITICIZED THE BRAKING AND STOPPING DISTANCES, THE GOOD DR. REPLIED: "A PORSCHE IS MEANT TO GO FORWARD VERY FAST...STOPPING IS MERELY AN AFTERTHOUGHT! THE VERY BEST SPORTS CAR I HAVE EVER OWNED...CORVETTE STAND DOWN...VETTES GREAT FOR DRAG RACING BUT THERE IS NOTHING ON THIS PLANET [YET] THAT CAN OUT HANDLE A PORSCHE...THE VEHICLE TAKES THE SHARPEST OF TURNS WITHOUT A WHIMPER../I ONLY NEED TO USE THE BRAKES TO STOP FOR RED LIGHTS...RUMOR HAS IT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE ONLY IMPLEMENTED AFTER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE PORSCHE...JUST FOR SPITE BECAUSE WE PORSCHE DRIVERS WERE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR...GODOT? GET ONE AND HAVE THE RIDES OF YOUR LIFE!

2000 Porsche Boxster S__2dr_Rear_wheel_Drive_Convertible

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