Well, we've found the long-lost cousin of yesterday's Bentley-tattooed criminal from Florida. This is Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller. No, seriously. While his name seems just like the sort of thing we'd expect the Sunshine State to produce, he actually hails from Iowa.

Despite coming from the Hawkeye State, Miller was arrested for a decidedly Floridian offense – getting in a bar fight and then returning with a hatchet. The only way this story could be more Florida is if meth, a manatee or bath salts were involved.

The fight, which was at the Cheap Seats Sports Bar, started off typically enough, with a verbal argument in the parking lot (please, please let his nemesis be named "Chevrolet Camaro Z/28 Smith"). This, naturally, attracted passing police officers.

Things were broken up and some friends took Miller to his home, which was apparently just behind the bar. That's when he returned with the hatchet tucked under his shirt. Miller promptly proceeded to take out the implement of destruction in the bar's bathroom and... forget about it entirely. Fortunately, the police hadn't left the area yet.

Not surprisingly, Miller was arrested for a parole violation, as well as public intoxication and going armed with intent. Still, cool name, bro.

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      Suffice to say, he was easily identified by the skid marks.
      • 1 Year Ago
      Why is Autoblog suddenly posting articles about criminals just because their story is car related in some shape or form? I'm getting tired of seeing these ugly mugshots every time I go to this website. At least use a photo of something else.
      • 1 Year Ago
      I would have changed my name to something simple like Cobra, Viper or Hemi.
      Avinash Machado
      • 1 Year Ago
      What a weirdo.
      Eddy A
      • 1 Year Ago
      Great job making a story that had absolutely nothing to do with florida entirely about florida.
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        @Eddy A
        Wrong. Florida's a state that's always been full of losers. This guy, with his name, was probably thinking about moving there, but can't now because of his parole violation.
        • 1 Year Ago
        @Eddy A
        How is it not about Florida? A weirdo named himself after a car and tried to kill someone with a hatchet. He obviously thought he was in Florida
      • 1 Year Ago
      "if meth, a manatee and bath salts were involved" That sounds like a party I would go to!
        • 1 Year Ago
        Hopefully the cops won't show up to your little party.
      • 1 Year Ago
      Is this autoblog or criminalblog today??
        • 1 Year Ago
        It's Autoblog. You can tell quite easily by looking at the URL. What does it say? Not Criminalblog.com? Oh ok then..
      Jeffrey Smith
      • 1 Year Ago
      "The only way this story could be more Florida is if meth, a manatee or bath salts were involved." Stop bashing Flordia a**hole, you can go crawl back to your crap hole life with your **** education from Oakland College MI.
      Smooth Motor
      • 1 Year Ago
      And why would we expect the "sunshine state" to produce these people Brandon???? Plenty of scumbag criminals in places like New York, Illinois, and California. Why not "expect" them there as well?You know where you can stick you bias....
      • 1 Year Ago
      Of all the news chosen by the basher to attack Autoblog for not being always car-related, this is the best. At the same time I tried to go through that slowly-killing-me survey to try and give some hints on how to make Autoblog a better place, but I got killed by boredom lasers and had to bail out.
      • 1 Year Ago
      I heard some guy named Hellcat showed him up
      • 1 Year Ago
      Do you remember how Dan Frederickson was on this blog all of the time and suddenly he disappeared? I imagined something like this happened. Except he would have gotten in a screaming argument in the parking lot over aerodynamics and he would have had his name legally changed to "Aptera."
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