Sometimes you stumble upon something online that is so incredibly, bad that there is actually something great about. With that in mind, Southside Mitsubishi in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, might have created one of the worst/best automotive raps we've ever seen.

While there is no way the dealership went into this video thinking it would actually be good, it's hard to imagine it could have ended up so incredibly cheesy. Whether it's the frontman who looks like Vladimir Putin on his worst day ever, the extras who clearly don't want to be there or the inexplicable reference to that Baha Men classic, "Who Let The Dogs Out?" this video is a black hole of suffering – there is no escape. We knew things were bad at Mitsubishi, and man, this isn't helping.

Scroll down to inflict this awful awesomeness on yourself, and remind yourself of the infamous Swagger Wagon from Toyota to see that not all ironic automotive rapping has to be painful.


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      Mike
      • 10 Months Ago
      At least this guy writes his own music.
      Andre Neves
      • 10 Months Ago
      Notice their showroom had no customers. Much like my local Mitsubishi dealership when I visit. Can you blame them for killing time?
      Pat
      • 10 Months Ago
      Looks like they had a blast filming this thing! I'm going to be humming Soutshside Mitsubishi all night!
      gslippy
      • 10 Months Ago
      Less of his junk and more of Pitchfork Girl would help.
      ken
      • 10 Months Ago
      Everything is awesome!
      delsolo1
      • 10 Months Ago
      Sounds like regular rap to me.
      gaurav_arora22
      • 10 Months Ago
      People will not like this comment as they love bashing Mitsubishi but I own a Lancer X (not Evo) for 6 years & have only done normal maintenance and replaced tires once. No issues at all. Just saying ...
      Stang70Fastback
      • 10 Months Ago
      Still a better love story than Twilight. /amidoingitrite?
      b.rn
      • 10 Months Ago
      I'm not a rap fan, but I did enjoy this. The first half anyway. It's too long.
      rolle
      • 10 Months Ago
      Catchy tune yo! Whatever else can be said about it, there's good music, decent production, inventive scripting and faux Putin was excellent!! Five stars for the b*lls to do it in the 1st place!!
      19secondsslow
      • 10 Months Ago
      Spectacular!
      sampson
      • 9 Months Ago
      Ho man! that was epic! Mockery is almost better than the real thing
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