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Hey, Mercedes-Benz. I love you guys. Seriously. I recently had a blast driving your hot little CLA45 AMG for a week, but now I'm looking for something... bigger. Something a little more, shall we say, robust. Something I can use to really explore the urban Detroit landscape.

And lo, according to your Facebook page, it appears you've brought a G63 AMG 6x6 over to American soil for unsaid reasons. How convenient. I'm more than confident that its six headlock wheels wrapped in 37-inch tires, three axles, six-wheel drive and twin-turbocharged V8 would do a bang-up job of handling everything I could throw at it. And considering its top-notch interior that uses only the finest materials, I'd be able to tackle everything in the lap of indestructible luxury.

It looks as though your G63 6x6 is hanging out in the northeast right now, but listen, I'll make you a deal. Let me drive it from New York to Detroit. In fact, I'll draw a straight line between the two cities and make the 6x6 take that route. After all, this thing is more than capable. Mountains? Pfft. Neighborhoods? Ha! Lake Erie? I'll caulk the G and ford it.

You have my phone number, Mercedes. I'll be waiting...


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      Jeremy Pennini
      • 11 Months Ago
      Great article, Steven. But, I couldn't help but read it in Jonny Lieberman's voice.
      Nathan
      • 11 Months Ago
      MB has been considerate enough to include an active oil derrick to the buyer of this vehicle.
      mhart27
      • 11 Months Ago
      Do you mean beadlock wheels?
      John Hughan
      • 11 Months Ago
      Can somebody knowledgeable about offroad vehicles school me on why 6x6 is better than 4x4? Is it purely for the extra traction offered by the 2 extra rear wheels or reduce the likelihood that you don't get seesawed on top of something?
        Justin Shaw
        • 11 Months Ago
        @John Hughan
        Simple, in area's like the Middle East (main market ) there is so much sand on the road, it acts vaguely like ice or snow would. The extra wheels simply add better traction.
      Dean
      • 11 Months Ago
      Dan Bilzerian bought it
      Semislicks
      • 11 Months Ago
      Stupid car for a stupid country. When will you Americans pull your heads out of your asses???
      Indubitably
      • 11 Months Ago
      Small penis.
      shomare
      • 11 Months Ago
      Is it me or is it ripe for half track conversion
      Andre Neves
      • 11 Months Ago
      When I used to think Flashy, Gaudy, D Bag... I used to think Hummer H2. Well, the time has come for it to be replaced.
      NY EVO X MR GUY
      • 11 Months Ago
      Dear MB, Please? Sincerely, Evo X Mr / 6x6
      Amel
      • 11 Months Ago
      Yea Dan Blizerian is driving it
      Eggmania
      • 11 Months Ago
      i predict a rap artist to be the first one to actually buy one. probably one from the south
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