• Nov 27th 2013 at 6:45PM
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We aren't entirely sure what's stranger about this story - that a man actually sold a vital piece of his manhood for a car, or that he did it for a Nissan 370Z. That's not to discredit the trusty Fairlady, a car we generally like, but that if we were to do what Mark Parisi did and sell one of his testicles to science, we'd be asking for a helluva lot more than $35,000.

But Parisi did just that, and announced live on CBS' The Doctors (we really can't make this up) that the sale of his nut would go towards the purchase of a Z. According to our friends Down Under (Australia, get your mind out of the gutter), $35K is the going rate for one slightly used testicle, so if you get nothing else from this story, gentlemen, know that you have $70,000 swinging between your legs.

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      "$35K is the going rate for one 'slightly' used testicle." Slightly used? How can you tell how "used" someone else's testicles are? Show me the BALLFAX? Idk...
      • 1 Year Ago
      Hundreds of times I've heard one guy or another say "I'd give my left testicle to have a ...." but this is the first time I've heard of anyone actually going through with it.
        • 1 Year Ago
        Reminds me of the Mastercard "commercial" after the Red Sox won the World Series in '04. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-WhIpdqrNk
      • 1 Year Ago
      You gotta have balls to do something like that. Oh, wait...
      Matthew A Clarke
      • 1 Year Ago
      Glad someone had the balls to go through with it.....
      • 1 Year Ago
      Ballsy move.
      • 1 Year Ago
      What's strangest to ME is that someone would pay $35k for a testicle.
      • 1 Year Ago
      Those Doctors have got a lot of balls by taking part in this transaction!
      • 1 Year Ago
      \"If you get nothing else from this story, gentlemen, know that you have $70,000 swinging between your legs.\" haha awesome. I feel like I just instantly added to my net worth! Thanks autoblog!
      • 1 Year Ago
      Holy crap! I'm not comfortable with the idea of my wife walking around with something worth $70k in her purse!
      Justin Shaw
      • 1 Year Ago
      Hope it was a manual
      • 1 Year Ago
      Who knows, maybe he'll get more use out of the car.
      • 1 Year Ago
      Oh Jesus, now we're going to get levied a testicle tax...
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