Worker anthems are always dicey (Exhibit A: the Hyundai Steel song), focused as they are on ideologies and products that usually don't register beyond the bounds of the factory floor and burdened with dirge-like tunes and queerly reverential lyrics. Mercedes-Benz created a peppy tribute to its service department workers called Your Best that avoids the morass of the dirge but doubles down on the queer lyrics. Thanks to it being on YouTube, it also comes with imagery that is the closest we think we've ever come to service department erotica.

As far as we can tell the song is from the standpoint of a Mercedes trilling hosannas to company wrenches. The taste of the lyrics above should tell you all you need in order to hit the 'play' button, but if you need more, two lines later comes "I don't like when they hit the brakes, want them to keep up with my speed."

Alrighty then. You'll find the short version and the five-minute version (!) below.




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      Tone
      • 1 Year Ago
      Wow... So bad. Almost Japanese-broken English bad...
      Ducman69
      • 1 Year Ago
      Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the traditional anthem, "Daimler Daimler Ueber Alles, Ueber Alles in der Welt! Wenn es stets zu Bauen und Verdrehung, Brüderlich zusammenhält!" *stands tall and salutes with arm raised*
        r4qire8
        • 1 Year Ago
        @Ducman69
        When an outstretched arm was good for something more than just hailing a cab.
        Ducman69
        • 1 Year Ago
        @Ducman69
        LOL, my engineers in Equador and Japan always try to use google translate with disasterous results. Translation is "Daimler Daimler Greater than Everythign, Greater than Everything in the World! When it comes to building and wrenching, we hold together in Brotherhood!"
      • 1 Year Ago
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      Mercer
      • 1 Year Ago
      Who ever come up with these youtube ideas should be shot on the spot.
      Stuka
      • 1 Year Ago
      Welcome to 1992!!
      Joe K
      • 1 Year Ago
      I think MB just wrote a new Drag Queen anthem.
      Sean Sweeney
      • 1 Year Ago
      Take a Load on me?
      wilkegm
      • 1 Year Ago
      Oh My GOD!!! its stuck in my HEAD!!!! AAAHHHHHH
      Brex
      • 1 Year Ago
      Mercedes Service: "We'll make you come. And it won't even rhyme."
      Sergio Alvarado
      • 1 Year Ago
      Even if I worked for a Mercedes service department I still consider this painful for my ears...
        wilkegm
        • 1 Year Ago
        @Sergio Alvarado
        Actually, it would be more painful, as regional mgmt would proudly have you watch it. Then you'd have to sit there, with a stoic, proud look on your face, while inside you weren't sure whether you should pi$$ yourself laughing or turn bright red with embarrassment.
      Adrian Elliot
      • 1 Year Ago
      MERCEDES-BENZ WUT R U DOIN MERCEDES-BENZ STAHP
      Chris SirStig Dagher
      Ok.. So, Mercedes-Benz marketing team. Take a note of what I'm about to tell you to go and do… Kill yourselves.. Twice
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