Two-stroke porn of the motorcycle engine variety, that's all this is. Deus Customs, a place that styles itself an "Emporium of Postmodern Activities," held a confab over the Fourth of July for a group of those loud, buzzy little engines that make all kinds of power for their size and weight, and a lot of smoke to go with it.

There were more then fifty motos on the scene, from some classic Italian gear to Japanese motocrossers to mopeds. If clouds of burnt oil make you queasy, you'll want to turn away. If you just can't resist the sound of a swarm of gnats the size of motorcycles, then check out the video below, and go to the Deus Customs site for pics from the day.