"When I think of the most impressive, industry changing, earth shattering vehicles of recent history, the first car that comes to my mind is the 2004 Saturn Ion Coupe." So says Brad Holt of Dallas, Texas. And he's right, clearly. One look at the specific specimen Holt is selling will be enough to convince you that the car "will absolutely tickle every one of your fancies," as claimed by the seller himself.

We suggest you watch the video below to see just how perfectly Holt's sex machine will fit into your life. The end result will no doubt be exactly as Holt ends his video: "You need it. Like a lot." You can also read more info from Brad in an interview here. If only our offices were a little closer to Dallas...


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      IBx27
      • 1 Year Ago
      I always liked these cars for the sharp front end styling and the quad-coupe rear doors. They've actually turned out to be pretty reliable, too. We bought a '00 SL2 sedan new which we gave to friends last year to get them to the train station and back, with 200,000 miles. It never had any engine or transmission problems, save for the air injection system for the exhaust that would throw a CEL in the winter(common problem with that type of system on many cars).
      Kenny Wong
      • 1 Year Ago
      I sold my 2006 Ion Coupe for $3500 a couple of months ago, maybe I should've made a video like that guy. 110,000+ kms and nary a problem with it.
        M Lange
        • 1 Year Ago
        @Kenny Wong
        '02 SL1 with 281,000+ kms on it so far.
          Jerry
          • 1 Year Ago
          @M Lange
          My best friend's dad has one with 350,000+ miles on it. Has not had to rebuild or replace the powertrain. Those cars were tough!
      chadrick
      • 1 Year Ago
      I have a 2007 Quad Coupe with 171,000 miles and has also been bullet proof.
      Mazdaspeed6
      • 1 Year Ago
      i like this nerd
      Phil
      • 1 Year Ago
      I actually own one of these. Same year and everything. I really love it. Has been bulletproof for 125k miles, still on its original clutch. Quiet, easy to own. Not prestigious, but it just works.
      brucewayne84
      • 1 Year Ago
      The part a lot of people dont realize is that he probably made this video in a day on his macbook.. id like to see the complainers do better. Yes its totally cheesy and stupid but thats the whole point.
        Joe Bo
        • 1 Year Ago
        @brucewayne84
        The macbook probably cost more than his car is worth.
        The Wasp
        • 1 Year Ago
        @brucewayne84
        The part a lot of people don't realize is that you don't need a Macbook to make videos like this.
      Mattfu
      • 1 Year Ago
      I love a well done video like this. Funny and factual, now if it just had Loops of Fury, it would be my favorite. http://youtu.be/yNWpP9R4Hig
      d.hollywood
      • 1 Year Ago
      Dude killed it! Love the 70's psychedelic funk trak in the background too.
      Scooter
      • 1 Year Ago
      Lame attempt at temporary internet fame.
        razorpit
        • 1 Year Ago
        @Scooter
        I thought it was a hell'va lot better than your little attempt at Internet fame...
        Marc-O
        • 1 Year Ago
        @Scooter
        Or... Someone putting their professional skills to good use, to sell their vehicle? Just maybe?
      brucewayne84
      • 1 Year Ago
      Pure gold
      car czar
      • 1 Year Ago
      That guys has a future in sales and marketing
      soonermike
      • 1 Year Ago
      Looks like one of those freaks that makes love to their vehicle. I wonder what car he will deflower once he sells this one...
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