The last time the group One Million Moms got upset about a commercial promoting bestiality was seven months ago. The offensive ad that time was a Skittles commercial that began and ended with a girl making out with a CGI walrus. Just in case you didn't get that, a real live human girl was making out with a real live computer-generated walrus, and One Million Moms (an organization which is, by their own admission, only thousands of moms) publicly wailed and gnashed their teeth over the promotion of bestiality.

Now new charges of unsavory love of animals have been leveled at a Geico commercial featuring repeat character Maxwell the Pig. Maxwell's a CGI swine who's been placed in various situations for more than a year, promoting car insurance giant Geico and its app that allows Maxwell to get speedy service 24 hours a day. In the latest spot, he's on a date and when his car breaks down in a secluded area, and his date isn't in such a hurry for the tow truck to arrive. From where we sit, the way it plays out, though, is totally harmless; most kids wouldn't even get the suggestion, and any kid ought to know that girls just don't get down like that with digital pigs.

One Million Moms has its eye on Geico, though, saying, "A bridesmaid was flirting with the gecko in a different commercial, so this is just becoming a norm for GEICO it seems." If you think you can stand the filth, the commercial at issue is below.



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      Adam
      • 1 Year Ago
      wow... I would say the moms are super perverted to think that this ad has anything to do with having sex with animals...
        denniskfc
        • 1 Year Ago
        @Adam
        i bet those 1 million moms didn't get nookies regularly
          roy
          • 1 Year Ago
          @denniskfc
          Their idea of fun is sitting on the washing machine during the spin cycle! That's all they get!!
      CBJMNWLD
      • 1 Year Ago
      1 Million Moms need to go make me a sandwich. They obviously have nothing better to do...
      rtkewley
      • 1 Year Ago
      Thank God someone has stepped up to protect us from completely imaginary anthropomorphized CGI pigs.
      LilCe003
      • 1 Year Ago
      If they're going to complain about this I guess they are going to go after the M&M's commercials next. SMH
      wem1000
      • 1 Year Ago
      Dear One Million Moms, Shut up. Get a life. Sincerely, Everyone
      NY EVO X MR GUY
      • 1 Year Ago
      Nothing like mindless groups looking for things others arent. Why dont they do things like.....take care of their children. Help them with their homework. Read them a story. How about raising your children instead of watching real housewives and watching other realityshow garbage. That's why children grow up into emotionally unstable adults. FOCUS!!!!
      GeeDavy
      • 1 Year Ago
      The most disturbing part of all of this is that by he organization's name we already know that these ladies have chosen to pass along their deformed genes to another generation. Here's to the hope that their children are smart enough to resist nurture and lucky enough to have been given a decent nature.
      buckfeverjohnson
      • 1 Year Ago
      That is quite the perverted stretch the Million Moms made. What are they doing in the bedroom? I always thought advertisers were just humanizing animals for humor by having them talk, drive and use their phone, for examples.
        Dean Hammond
        • 1 Year Ago
        @buckfeverjohnson
        I couldnt upvote you enough for this comment, being PC and anti -social is becoming the new norm
        P.F. Bruns
        • 1 Year Ago
        @buckfeverjohnson
        I'm a big fan of "The Far Side," a cartoon by Gary Larson that he wrote and drew for about 20 years. One of my favorite comments of his was about a panel he drew depicting a male mosquito in a suit coming home from work and telling his mate (in a typical 1950s "housewife" dress-and-apron) how he was tired from giving a bunch of people malaria. He said he got dozens of letters about how only female mosquitoes bite, but none about mosquitoes wearing clothing and speaking English.
        rtkewley
        • 1 Year Ago
        @buckfeverjohnson
        In answer to your question: Nothing. Nothing at all. Ever.
      ayeco
      • 1 Year Ago
      These are talking animals. I wonder if they've ever seen the Muppets or anything Disney.
        Dean Hammond
        • 1 Year Ago
        @ayeco
        heaven forbid they discover Kermit and Piggy were having closed door rendezvous....
      P.F. Bruns
      • 1 Year Ago
      Having solved all our OTHER problems...
      ICantDrive88
      • 1 Year Ago
      When I get married and my wife is offended by this, I'm getting a divorce. 1 million moms are batshit crazy!
      gregmlr
      • 1 Year Ago
      The members of these "watch dog groups" really have twisted minds. Where do they come up with this stuff?
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