Those of you who've played paintball know the game rarely turns out how you imagined it. The weapons fire a .68 caliber blob using compressed air, and as such, they have all the accuracy of a pool noodle fired from a howitzer. That doesn't make it any less fun to track your friends down through the woods and paint them dayglow pink, though. One filmmaker has decided to show off exactly what the game looks like in the imaginations of 12-year-old boys everywhere by throwing in unsanctioned weaponry like full-on Nitro Circus Baja trucks, airfoils, ATVs, motocross bikes, Jeep Wrangler troop carriers and plenty of dirt jumps. There's even a cameo by an older doorless Grand Cherokee.

It's paintball armegeddon. Still, we feel it's our duty to warn anyone who's still reading not try these sorts of shenanigans at home – battle between foot soldier and moving vehicle rarely works out in the former's favor. Check out the melee for yourself by scrolling below.



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      Dark Gnat
      • 2 Years Ago
      Nice production. Obviously staged and heavily edited. Too bad that shirtless guy didn't catch a point blank in the nipple. Would have been funny.
      11fiveoh
      • 2 Years Ago
      Wow, looks so fun. Suprised no one died.
      Joey Burtoni
      • 2 Years Ago
      2:03 The van looks like it is from Dumb and Dumber.
        SVTF2976
        • 2 Years Ago
        @Joey Burtoni
        I noticed that too and had to go back. Too bad it was a fake but I would've drove and dogged every one in that mess.
      • 2 Years Ago
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      Basil Exposition
      • 2 Years Ago
      Cool vid, great choreography. Love the doorless GC - it gives me ideas. For once the word "epic" is used in proper context on the internet.
      Alex Butti
      • 2 Years Ago
      This sh!t was boring. Those guys should move to Iraq if they want to experience the real thing.
        Stirling Matheson
        • 2 Years Ago
        @Alex Butti
        I'm damn sure they DON'T want to experience the real thing. I don't play Team Fortress 2 because I can't really experience being burned with a flamethrower while a Frenchman stabs me in the back.
      Morgan Reale
      • 2 Years Ago
      Can you say Stupid " STUPID" - totally scripted --- if it were real like Termin8 said "A miracle no one was killed." I would have just run you over bitch!!
        MONTEGOD7SS
        • 2 Years Ago
        @Morgan Reale
        Yes Captain Obvious, it was scripted. What tipped you off, the Nitro Circus logos, the professional production, or just you being a genius?
      Keldon
      • 2 Years Ago
      OMG people its not real! The reason no one was killed is b/c it was choreographed, performed and filmed by highly skilled and extremely talented people.
        Thomas
        • 2 Years Ago
        @Keldon
        OMG people its not real! The reason no one was killed is b/c it was choreographed, performed and filmed by "highly skilled and extremely talented" people. See I fixed that for you!
      Masschine
      • 2 Years Ago
      Cool video but I'll take Freddiew's video game realization videos over this. http://www.youtube.com/user/freddiew
      montegod7ss
      • 2 Years Ago
      So many CoD references, where to begin. Kudos to homie with no shirt on running through a paintball game.
      Geekengineer
      • 2 Years Ago
      Reminds me of that "Stunt City" commercial for Rexona. Check it out!
      Custom Bikes
      • 2 Years Ago
      Guns, dirtbikes, trophy trucks, Jeeps, RZRs , and quads ... Hell yeah !
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