Argentinian rally champ Lucas Bonetto can attest to the udderly day-ruining power of hitting a wayward cow on an ATV at open throttle. There's no way to know for sure, but we can guess Bonetto was thinking, "Oh, that's bull...!" right before T-boning this side of beef. Unlike some cows, most ATVs don't have horns, and even if Bonetto's did, there was little chance of it being herd over the roar of his quad. Plus, ATVs aren't exactly known for quick steering.

At the last moment, the cow tries to hoof it out of the whey but gets creamed anyway. The resulting crash will make your blood curdle. Luckily, Bonetto is chucked from his ride because it becomes hogtied with a barbed wire fence, rendered unusable for the rest of the race. The cow? Of course it ran off to hide, likely to get a good ribbing at the next celebrity roast. The race probably ground to a halt.

This wasn't Bonetto's first rodeo, and we'll steak our reputation on the bet that he'll go a little slower next time. And, yes, we know the video is from 2011. We thought we'd milk it just a bit more.

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      • 2 Years Ago
      i, for one, find the excessive punnage to be udderly refreshing.
      • 2 Years Ago
      Everyone knows that when you see an animal crossing the road, you aim for the rear end, not the head end.
      • 2 Years Ago
      This hilarious, kudos to Autoblog for a record-setting amount of cow innuendo... Udderly, bull---t, t-bone, side of beef, herd, hoof, whey, creamed, hogtied, hide, ribbing, roast, ground, milk it...
        Candy White
        • 2 Years Ago
        After that kind of hit, sounds like his could use a vaca-tion!
      Blackout X
      • 2 Years Ago
      What a Moo-tastrophe Bwahahahaha. Okay, I am going to stop now
      • 2 Years Ago
      Beef ... it's what's for dinner!"
      • 2 Years Ago
      I hit a cow with an ATV once. Of course I wasn't going nearly as fast as the ATV in this video, but I hit the cow broadside. My ATV stopped dead in its tracks, I slammed into the fuel tank and handlebars, and the cow fell over. After I took a few seconds to recover, I checked the cow. She was laying perfectly still, but her eyes were wide open following my every move. I tried to press on her ribs and along her side to see if she was in pain but she didn't respond. Eventually she got up and ran away. I memorized her ear tag number so I could check on her the next day. I went into the field the next day with a bale of hay on my ATV. I figured that would be the easiest way to check her because all the cows would flock to you if you had a bale of hay. They all came toward the ATV except for one cow that sprinted in the opposite direction. I'm pretty sure that was her.
      • 2 Years Ago
      Pinche vaca...
      • 2 Years Ago
      • 2 Years Ago
      Did he get a free steak dinner?
      Taylor DeCastro
      • 2 Years Ago
      Man...that was horribull.
      • 2 Years Ago
      Dumbass, I hope that hurts for a long time. Where did the poor cow go?
      • 2 Years Ago
      Um, what happened to the cow. Poor thing.
        • 2 Years Ago
        Paused at 0:38, I think I see the cow in the grass. Either way, a painful encounter for both. So many bad puns in this post. Found 15, but there's probably another or two in there.
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