The 2012 New York Auto Show has officially vomited on its shoes, stumbled out of the bar and taken a seat on the subway between a homeless person and RuPaul impersonator (actually, it might really be RuPaul). That's right folks, the party's over, and the Big Apple has told us that we don't have to go home, but we can't stay here.

Like a wasted hipster on his hands and knees scrounging loose change off the floor, we've gathered together all of the cars and concepts that debuted at this year's show. Enjoy perusing our 2012 New York Auto Show playlist while we pop a Tums and concentrate on surviving the cab ride to LaGuardia.

Good night, New York! #dropsmicwalksoffstage


2012 New York Auto Show

Mini Cooper Yachtsman Concept has us all fooled

1966 Chevrolet Impala SS 427 Convertible reminds us of days long gone

Edsel Ford's 1934 Model 40 Special Speedster

2013 Cadillac SRX looks the same, hides its high-tech secrets

VPG Autos MV-1 Taxi will leave the light on for you

2012 GMC Sierra and Yukon Heritage Editions say, "Happy 100th!"

Jeep climbs to higher Altitude with murdered-out specials

2013 BMW X6 M reveals its very discreet enhancements

Acura MDX ready to S.H.I.E.L.D. the Avengers from harm

Made in America: 2013 Mitsubishi Outlander Sport

Terrafugia Transition 'Flying Car' offers serious hang time, but leaves us clouded [w/video]

2012 Shelby 1000 is Carroll's ultimate Mustang

2013 Toyota Venza is updated and refreshed. Yay.

2012 Lotus Evora S nearly sneaks by, but we catch the improvements

Shelby celebrates 50th anniversary by rolling out the original 1962 Shelby Cobra CSX2000

2013 Ram 1500 ups the pickup ante with new V6, less weight

2013 Toyota Avalon looks to shed geriatric image

Infiniti LE Concept will spawn production electric sedan within two years

Delorean Electric surprises in New York, will cost $95,000 in 2013

2013 SRT Viper coils up to take a bite out of ALMS with GTS-R competition model

Land Rover brings expedition-minded DC100 concept and LR4 special edition to NY

Volkswagen brings Passat Alltrack "concept" from overseas

2013 Subaru XV Crosstrek finally arrives Stateside

2013 BMW X1 becomes America's most affordable Bavarian CUV

Subaru tweaks Legacy and Outback for 2013, kills off 2.5GT

2013 Ford Explorer Sport mugs for the camera in NYC

2013 Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG packs an earth-moving 738 pound-feet of torque

2013 Honda Crosstour Concept is, um, better? [w/video]

2012 Dodge Challenger Rallye Redline is black, white and red all over

Dodge Dart gears up for Pastrana's assault on RallyCross

2013 Hyundai Santa Fe goes on big diet, unveils five and seven-passenger models

Acura RLX Concept looks to kickstart Honda's premium brand from the top [w/video]

Lexus debuts 2013 ES including new 300h hybrid

2013 Mercedes-Benz GLK gets its diesel on

2013 SRT Viper bites back with 640 HP, returns to racing [w/video]

2013 Lincoln MKZ is a big step in the right direction

2014 Nissan NV200 Taxi brings convenience, comfort, safety and homeliness to Gotham

2013 Buick Enclave does a slightly different song and dance

2012 BMW M6 Convertible makes its world debut

2013 Mercedes-Benz GL-Class is the S-Class of SUVs

2013 Chevrolet Traverse loses the family nose

2013 Nissan Altima is ready for the midsize sedan showdown

2014 Chevrolet Impala is a full-size improvement [w/video]

2013 Porsche Cayenne Diesel introduces North Americans to its oil-burning performance

Fisker Atlantic revealed, promises to be available to mortals someday [w/video]