If you film it, they will watch.

Apparently, a video featuring a heavily modified Graves Motorsports Yamaha R1 ridden by stunt rider Bill Dixon isn't enough of a draw to attract the easily wandering eyes of the YouTube crowd. So, in addition to the blacked-out bike, which Dixon describes as "the epitome of badass," the film crew also brought along a couple cars, all of them black, including a Stillen-modified Nissan GT-R and some sort of supercharged-Hemi-powered police car.

Not enough? Fine. How about aerial shots from a helicopter and a couple of leggy models named Angela and Destiny, dressed in both impossibly skimpy (NSFW!) bikinis and Holloween-ready police girl outfits?

Yep, this video's got all the chichéd stereotype boxes checked. All that's left to do is watch. You'll find it after the break... and remember, it's probably best not to do so at work.

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      • 3 Years Ago
      My IQ dropped 20 points after watching that drivel. Which means, according to my ex-wife, its in negative territory now.
      • 3 Years Ago
      8th grade class project?
      • 3 Years Ago
      The video should be called how to use up your tires in only one lap.
      Patrick Burke
      • 3 Years Ago
      You're telling me that you can afford to rent a helicopter but shoot from it on a handycam? Hire a real film studio.
      • 3 Years Ago
      lol honestly for having all that access to money, this video looks like it was produced by a couple teenagers with cell phone video cameras...
      • 3 Years Ago
      The video wasn't as cool as I was expecting it to be. The motorcycle stunts were cool but got old really fast, and the GT-R wasn't really doing anything crazy. Other than that girl's G-string, there isn't much replay value in this.
      • 3 Years Ago
      roses are red, violets are blue, i came here for the girls and so did you.
        • 3 Years Ago
        What, an honest reader?
      • 3 Years Ago
      LAME don't waste your time!
      • 3 Years Ago
      How sad. All that time and effort...and to still fall so pathetically short of anything that resembles a decent short. I think there might have been some good driving/riding in there, but I couldn't tell after the hack editing job.
      • 3 Years Ago
      meh - that short with the blown mustang cop car you guys had a few weeks ago was way better - http://www.autoblog.com/2012/01/13/motorcycle-vs-car-drift-battle-2-debuts-someone-called-the-cop/#continued
      • 3 Years Ago
      Bikini, I think she was wearing floss.
      • 3 Years Ago
      3:21 for the models… :)
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