Two Pennsylvanians recently found themselves in trouble with the law after vandalizing a 2006 Ford Fusion in a decidedly inventive manner. Patricia and Quentin Deshong, 25 and 22, respectively, are staring down the barrel of charges ranging from attempted arson to public drunkenness, criminal mischief and making terrorist threats. The Deshongs reportedly broke or cracked multiple windows in the vehicle, ripped various hoses from the engine bay and attempted to set the vehicle ablaze by sticking lit tampons into the fuel tank and oil cap. They were not successful.

Investigators aren't certain why the Fusion found itself on the raw end of the Deshongs' rage. The vehicle is owned by 25-year-old Falon Clark, and while Clark and Patricia Deshong are reportedly Facebook friends, Clark's page states she's currently "lookin for some revenge..."

Gary Boggs, a friend of Clark's, told Pennsylvania state troopers Patricia Deshong threw a beer bottle through the back glass of his Ford F-150, though it's unclear when that incident happened or how Boggs knows the Deshongs.

After officers arrived on the scene, the Deshongs were found to be under the influence of alcohol and Patricia had the license plate and registration to the damaged Fusion on her person. She was charged with theft as a result. Both individuals were then released after they each posted a $25,000 bond, but not before Patricia took the time to threaten that she was going to "f***ing kill" a trooper," landing her the terrorist threat charge.


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      BB79826
      • 2 Years Ago
      Those two are the methiest meths that ever methed.
      weside29
      • 2 Years Ago
      The classic "haven't run a comb through my hair in a month" meth look...too obvious. On a serious note, I'm so glad that people raise their kids to turn out like this. America's future.
      NightFlight
      • 2 Years Ago
      I don't see what the big deal is. They look like fine, upstanding citizens. Wrongful accusations. /sarcasm Meth, its one hell of a drug.
      Basil Exposition
      • 2 Years Ago
      Classy Folks. And good lookin' to boot.
      Randy
      • 2 Years Ago
      "Deshongs" is so so soooo close to Douchebags. Maybe that explains it!
      cynicalrick
      • 2 Years Ago
      YAY meth!
      Jonathan Arena
      • 2 Years Ago
      idiocracy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRjmyJFzrU
        • 2 Years Ago
        @Jonathan Arena
        [blocked]
        stever
        • 2 Years Ago
        @Jonathan Arena
        amazing movie lol
      Derek Vandi
      • 2 Years Ago
      The guy looks like Charlie Day from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
        nismokid02
        • 2 Years Ago
        @Derek Vandi
        Yep, this story sounds like it is straight out of an episode.
        Dan
        • 2 Years Ago
        @Derek Vandi
        This is the sole reason I started reading the comments, just to see if someone beat me to it...
      F1
      • 2 Years Ago
      to sorta quote the 80's movie 'Better off Dead'.....'whatta shame, someone just threw away some perfectly good white folks'
        adrenalnjunky
        • 2 Years Ago
        @F1
        You sure that wasn't from "Men at Work" (Sheen/Estevez) - thought it was the black supervisor said something to that effect. "lookee here, looks like someone threw away a perfectly good white boy."
      Karl T
      • 2 Years Ago
      Garbage in, garbage out. Applies to software. Applies to humans.
      ROB
      • 2 Years Ago
      inbred meth heads
      The Law
      • 2 Years Ago
      meth is a hell of a drug
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