Big city parking blows. You're either fighting the vultures to get a spot on the street, or paying a king's ransom to park off it. (Let's not even talk about parking tickets.) And if you want to own a nice car? Fuhgeddaboudit. Because there are always guys like this, who won't think twice about "fitting" their beater Camry into a spot sized for a Yaris.

In what must be a new numbskull world record, he manages to hit the bumper of the minivan behind him a full 10 times getting into the space. (Yep, we counted.) We won't give away what happens in the rest of the video, but suffice it to say that the guy's day ends much the way it started: With him being a total imbecile.

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      action3500
      • 3 Years Ago
      What really happened: Man driving with wife sees Mini Cooper pop out of that spot. Wife goes "See, if we got a Mini when we moved to city, we would not have to spend 30 minutes looking for a parking spot" . . . . we all saw what happened next.
      Fonin
      • 3 Years Ago
      i do everything i can to give myself the best space to not have things like this happen to me. in 4.5 years of having my ms3 in SF, since brand new, i have no bumper scars. i do pay for parking, and i have off-street parking at home. when i have to street park, i am very careful about where i choose to park. i would say 50% of the cars i see daily have bumper gouges from license plate bolts, including any age of vehicle. for some reason i happen to notice them the most on Audis (3,4,6). I love my cars and want to keep them nice, i pay to do such.
      Done Deal DR
      • 3 Years Ago
      It's hard to believe someone would have a complete disregard for other people's property like this. I'm a level headed guy, but if I saw a guy bump my car 30+ times on purpose, I'm not sure if I would be able to avoid a fight with the guy.
      Greg
      • 3 Years Ago
      He damaged the cars around him. He's an *******, and I hope he's paying for damage to those cars (at the very least, new paint). Don't give me the "that's what bumpers are for BS". That's the excuse of bad drivers. This driver, at the very least, scratched the paint of the cars around him. *******, not a pro.
      • 3 Years Ago
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      BB79826
      • 3 Years Ago
      It's pretty impressive he was able to squeeze in there, but considering he was counting on the cars around him to not have emergency brakes on, he's just a jackass.
        Xedicon
        • 3 Years Ago
        @BB79826
        He never actually gets all the way into the spot either - front end is still hanging out into the road a bit.
      Mdriftda
      • 3 Years Ago
      if you notice the rack on the back... he is a cyclist. no wonder i hate them
        iconkestrell
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Mdriftda
        Well I'm a cyclist but that man simply rides a bicycle occasionally. Way too ignorant. But I'm sure you wouldn't say what you think about cyclists to my face, coward.
          • 3 Years Ago
          @iconkestrell
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      Peak Fitness
      • 3 Years Ago
      parking like a pro @$$hole!
      Jaclock LaGlock
      • 3 Years Ago
      If that was my car that he was nudging, I'd be quick to engrave a nice, large phallic memento of my appreciation right on the side of his vehicle. His tires would probably also be slashed. I'd also probably install a cinder block in his back via the rear glass access panel.
      LUSTSTANG S-197
      • 3 Years Ago
      It's too bad the owner of one of those cars did not catch him doing that, and key a the image of a penis on that pile of ****. If that does not make him think twice, then surely the pointing fingers, dirty looks, grins and snickers from other drivers will make him feel a little annoyed. God forbid he should drive near a school bus. LOL
        vernsmaria
        • 3 Years Ago
        @LUSTSTANG S-197
        He probably drives a school bus. Those are some bad drivers.
      F1
      • 3 Years Ago
      here in SF it's really bad, worse than Chicago. You can always tell by the scuff marks and chips on their bumbers. they need to get rid of the word 'Bumper' sorta like how 'Suicide Doors' isnt used anymore.
      Making11s
      • 3 Years Ago
      If I saw a guy park like that, I don't think I'd be able to resist applying aircraft stripper.
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