Internet and YouTube phenom FPS Russia – no, he's not really Russian and yes, his accent, though amusing, is fake – tends to go a little bit overboard at times. He loves guns and blowing things up, and the bigger the boom it makes, the better.

So, when it came time to take a little trip into town to pick up some lunch at McDonalds, our man decided that nothing less than an armored troop carrier would suffice. And not just any old military machine would do. FPS Russia's armored ride boasts a massive .50 caliber machine gun mounted up top from which to shoot unsuspecting watermelons.

We should warn you that there's plenty of watermelon violence in the video after the break, as well as some potentially NSFW language. That said, enjoy the carnage after the break.



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      ectullis
      • 3 Years Ago
      They won't get his order wrong.
      mo524
      • 3 Years Ago
      It is ok for him to have 50. cause he is a profesional russian duh people lol
      ROCKCRUSHER
      • 3 Years Ago
      I said NO PICKLES DAMNIT ! ! ! BOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! ! !
      joeovelman3
      • 3 Years Ago
      I could really use this, I just quit smoking and this would come in handy on the roads in fla.
      achiphunter
      • 3 Years Ago
      The muffins are so hard and dry they were probably gonna stock up on them for ammunition.
      ricksophie
      • 3 Years Ago
      I bet they got his order right….
      Clipper44
      • 3 Years Ago
      Hey McDonalds, do NOT screw his order up.
      mily469
      • 3 Years Ago
      i have not eaten at mcdonalds since getting green meat in 1976. good luck to you all.
      Jarda
      • 3 Years Ago
      See watermelons? This is what you get for disrespecting Russian with money!
      slip_angle
      • 3 Years Ago
      Sigh... I really hope this (and the Christopher Lloyd post, and the Jay Leno post, and the Gaddafhi golf-cart post, and the Michelle Bachmann post, etc etc) are as low as AB sinks before it questions AOL's insistence that it become TMZ on wheels. Seriously, look at your posts from two, three, five years ago--this site used to be about AUTO NEWS, not BS clickthrough bait. You had people on here who could quote axle ratios and market shares and 0-60 times--and had actually driven the cars you were posting about, sometimes even track-day-ed them at their limits. You know... actual car enthusiasts, sometimes even amateur auto journalists. Now the site seems to be half spammers, and the other half hormonal trolls rising to the bait that you're feeding them. An alternative blog that matches the quality of previous years' Autoblog hasn't come along since AB hopped aboard S.S. AOL (which is sinking badly, and isn't likely to right itself anytime soon), so I really hope that this site finds a new sponsor and returns to its former glory. I'd so much rather stick with this site than keep trying to find another one that's as good as this AB used to be...
        AnthonyL
        • 3 Years Ago
        @slip_angle
        Then don't read the articles you don't want to see. As for myself and everyone else who gets entertainment from this site, the more the merrier (with exception of the political crap).
        Car Guy
        • 3 Years Ago
        @slip_angle
        I agree. Along with your points I'll add - There is simply too much cut-and-past links from other news sources and far too little unique content. - There is certainly a left leaning political bias here - especially in the Huffington Post-AOL era If I want real automotive Journalism I go to Detroit News Auto section, Automotive News, and Autoline Detroit (as an interesting aside John McElroy rarely posts here anymore. A coincidence? I think not.)
        slip_angle
        • 3 Years Ago
        @slip_angle
        It's especially telling, Car Guy, that I'm an Aussie (where politics tend to be left of the US, pardon my assumption that you're American) and still perceive the same loss of journalistic integrity. To be honest, the Detroit-based auto news items seem as badly biased to me as anything! Regardless, we probably agree that the current posts seem meant to bait people on both sides of the political spectrum (eg "Obama's $1M Limo" to rile up the Right, "Bachmann's $2/gal fuel promise" to rile up the Left) instead of just reporting news about cars. I really miss the days when AB just told us what was happening in the automotive world instead of trying to provoke the maximum number of lowest-common-denominator users into commenting.
      lorenzo
      • 3 Years Ago
      this kid is hurting inside, someday he will grow up I hope - but it will take allot of therapy. 1 - disposable income 2 - boring living place 3 - likes making fun of others 4 - likes destroying objects I think he has daddy issues, like he was ignored in childhood. What am I saying, he is still IN childhood....
        Gmetal
        • 3 Years Ago
        @lorenzo
        Your an idiot. He is a gun enthusiast, who developed an entertaining format to produce videos about his hobby in. The acting and over the top expression is part of his comedic style, and its orginal and popular. His income isnt disposable, his job is being a youtube partner, and he needs to pay for weaponry to get views, and that funds more videos etc. I dont think you comprehend the comercial value of the internet for entertainment, he is more like a TV show producer than a child, your incredibly ignorant.
          Alchemist
          • 3 Years Ago
          @Gmetal
          YOU'RE an idiot, not YOUR an idiot.
          lorenzo
          • 3 Years Ago
          @Gmetal
          I cant believe people find his schtick entertaining....it's just......not..... Gmetal sez: "he is more like a TV show producer than a child...." ;-) I can tell you really love this guy, probably wearing one of his tee shirts with beer stains on it right now...
          Gmetal
          • 3 Years Ago
          @Gmetal
          @Alchemist your right mate, honest mistake :) @lorenzo i'm really hoping your trolling, because i don't think anyone is actually that stupid, and could possible spend that much effort hating a youtube comedy show.
        Elmo
        • 3 Years Ago
        @lorenzo
        Oh look, lorenzo's back and he's still a troll..
        lorenzo
        • 3 Years Ago
        @lorenzo
        damn comment system flubbing up.....!
      Frank
      • 3 Years Ago
      Only in gun loving America can a civilian buy an APC and a .50 caliber machine gun with ammo. And then people are shocked when someone goes postal and shoots a school or place of business.
        Jarda
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Frank
        While in Norway some crazy mofo keeps killing people for whole hour, because on the whole fuckin island there is not a single person with gun to take that asswipe down.
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