Russian automaker Dartz is the automotive equivalent of The Jersey Shore. It produces the tackiest products that you can't stop looking at or watching. Case in point: this latest video from Dartz, which highlights the ladies-only armored Prombron Iron Diamond SUV, a Playboy bunny from the Latvian version of the magazine's September issue and a bottle of Russo-Baltique vodka that might just cost more than the car.

Click past the jump for the video, but turn down your speakers before you do. Whoever put the clip together decided to twist the sound level to 11, which could make for unwanted attention in the office. Also, the music has lots and lots of language that's not safe for work.


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      Synthono
      • 3 Years Ago
      Dartz remains a car company seemingly staffed entirely by 14 year olds.
        texmln
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Synthono
        That's good because I'm a 14 year old trapped in a 40-something body... pretty much like every other guy I know.
      Spotted Cow
      • 3 Years Ago
      Her confused reaction pretty much sums up my own.
      Typebad
      • 3 Years Ago
      What an amazing collection of awful. I guess the girl is OK though she doesn't seem to know what she's doing there.
        Georgie Porgie
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Typebad
        Who cares, she is cute ! I would not say no. I would say no the monstrosity on 4 wheels.
      Peter Burjanec
      • 3 Years Ago
      Dartz is a Latvian company, not Russian. I managed to find that out by browsing through their horrid, HORRID website.
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Peter Burjanec
        [blocked]
          Blackstar
          • 3 Years Ago
          Since when have you heard of a Latvian that was sober?
        Bruce Lee
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Peter Burjanec
        A lot of vodka is made in Latvia, some of Stolichnaya's vodka is Latvian imported in the US (the bottles that don't specifically say Russian Vodka).
        The Calligrapher
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Peter Burjanec
        Autoblog is an American-based web site. In USA they have to do this, if they are concerned about their own safety and safety of their families. Don't blame them. This is just the reality of living and operating under the American regime.
      Harry
      • 3 Years Ago
      What a horrific song! and what an ugly truck. I have really tried to like Dartz, but I'm afraid I can't.
      moderate fringe
      • 3 Years Ago
      PBY is super cool if you're 12 and the year is pre-1989.
      boomchakalaka
      • 3 Years Ago
      Here I sit broken hearted paid my dime but only Dartzted.
      boomchakalaka
      • 3 Years Ago
      Only the horrid Chinese have lower quality, taste and class.
      Lowland
      • 3 Years Ago
      eastern-europeans/russians have no taste or class... it's as simple as that.
        texmln
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Lowland
        No complaints about their choice of ladies from me...
      The Calligrapher
      • 3 Years Ago
      Nobody in Russia ever heard about "Russian automaker Dartz". In fact , this company is Latvian and has no relation to Russia whatsoever.
      Hossi Blumengaarten
      • 3 Years Ago
      you know what gets me during WW2 the USSR completly destroyed Germany and stole everything that was of value Russia has 140 million people and resources ALL OVER Germany has 80 million people and no land and resources yet the Germans make the greatest cars in the world there is a saying "Russia is a beautiful country rich with resources and land that is why God gave it to the Russians"
        The Calligrapher
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Hossi Blumengaarten
        Well, the reason it "gets you" is the simple fact that for your very childhood you've been fed the ideology developed by doctor Joseph Goebbels. Apparently, you lived in the so called "Western World", which picked up the fallen flags of Nazi Germany and forcefully stuck them into the heads of the people trapped under their propaganda dome - people like you. You sucked the milk from the tit of Joseph Goebbels in your infancy, you red the books written by Joseph Goebbels in your childhood, you watched the movies directed by Joseph Goebbels the rest of your life. And that was all the education you ever received in your life. What was done to you was a crime. So, the very fact that you today are a lower form of life, not even remotely qualifying as a human being, is a testament to the crimes committed by these Western regimes. Meanwhile, the funny thing is that somehow the Germans themselves don't feel destroyed and robbed by Russians in any way, regardless of how hard you are trying to put these words into their mouths. Quite the opposite, the Germany as the entire Free World are eternally grateful to Soviet Union for being saved from the Fascist doom. Apparently, there is a reason why God gave the land and resources to the Russians. And I'm sure that you will understand the God's logic once you'll understand that the God we are all referring to is not your God. Our God is not that short guy with a small black mustache under his nose. Of course, you can choose to stay that sorry Nazi ass you have been made into. And one day the Russians will have to cleanse the world from your kind once again, as they did in 1945.
          johngarci
          • 3 Years Ago
          @The Calligrapher
          You are so wrong; 1-The Soviet Union did not clean anything, got worse. 2-The German had been stolen, as well as Hungarians, ukranian .... the Germans and they are not grateful for the killings, rape and enslavement which are practices that ideology of the USSR. 3-The Soviet Union needed the funding and technical cooperation with the Americans not to lose the war. Sorry for my English, I'm still learning.
        Justin
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Hossi Blumengaarten
        By that logic you must be shocked Somalia, with no natural resources and a population of roughly 10 million, isn't the most prosperous country on Earth.
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Hossi Blumengaarten
        [blocked]
      hevace
      • 3 Years Ago
      Like a boss! Da?
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