The bike in this video is selling itself as the Pagani Zonda of motorcycles. We're a little at a loss here, because we thought the Pagani Zonda of motorcycles would be something awesome, terrifying and well made. Think Freddie Spencer edition Honda CBR1000RR, but with JATO boosters and a hand-tooled leather saddle.
Instead, we got this lump. An uninspired, V-Twin-powered slug that looks like an afterthought of the Orange County Choppers crew. Luckily for the rest of the world, only five of these things will be built. So the likelihood of one ever assaulting your eyes in person is nil. Check out the video after the jump.