When a news report begins with the line, "If you've ever wondered how many strippers you can fit on the hood of an official City of Denver vehicle," you know it's going to be good. The still above is taken from said news report.
It seems some Denver city works employees decided to take their workhorse machine out for a bath. At a car wash hosted by a local gentlemans club. Staffed by strippers.
Of course, the city took a dim view of the situation and is looking into disciplining the employees involved in the caper. We'd just like to offer a tip of the hat to the city workers, who no doubt had the best lunch break ever. Hop the jump to check out the video.