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The Fourth of July is just around the corner, and that means that a volley of stars-and-stripes themed consumer goods are locked, loaded and headed for your nearest big-box store. But while your neighbors will likely have more red, white and blue napkins, balloons, paper plates and leisurewear than you can shake an unread copy of the Constitution at, odds are they won't have one of these on their motor home. Behold the Glorystache, a giant creeper mustache soaked in America and trimmed in red fringe. It almost brings tears to our eyes.

The Glorystache's creators are more than a little tongue-in-cheek about their invention. Carstache, the Glorystache's San Francisco-based inventor, proudly says that the patriotic automotive facial hair has been inducted into the Absurd Automotive Accessory Hall of fame alongside classics like fake bullet holes and spinner rims.

The company's site even features an image of honest Abe Lincoln brandishing a Glorystache in one hand and an AR-15 in the other while riding a Grizzly Bear. We're certain the image isn't altered in any way. Head over to the Carstache website for more information.


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      ammca66564
      • 3 Years Ago
      Garage sale item of the future.
      Al Terego
      • 3 Years Ago
      I'll buy one if it comes with an "America, F**K Yeah!!" windshield sticker. Mmmm, okay not really.
      theblackemblem
      • 3 Years Ago
      Only if the Fisker Karma wasn't delayed.. that car is SOO perfect for this Glorystache.
      Lachmund
      • 3 Years Ago
      americans
        • 3 Years Ago
        @Lachmund
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      rgee01
      • 3 Years Ago
      US Code Title 36, Chapter 10 ยง175. Position and manner of display (b) The flag should not be draped over the hood, top, sides, or back of a vehicle or of a railroad train or a boat. When the flag is displayed on a motorcar, the staff shall be fixed firmly to the chassis or clamped to the right fender. I've always wondered about people who claim to show their patriotism by using the flag as piece of clothing, underwear, tablecloth, etc. Quite frankly, such actions are really kind of disrespectful to the flag (if the purpose here is to show "respect" to the flag).
        • 3 Years Ago
        @rgee01
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        IBx27
        • 3 Years Ago
        @rgee01
        The only real way to display the flag is by putting it on a flagpole. Otherwise, the correct way to display the colors is by hanging bunting. If you hang a flag on a wall, or drape it over something, it's disrespectful to the flag. I gave you a +1, rgee01.
          • 3 Years Ago
          @IBx27
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      mtbiker124
      • 3 Years Ago
      can i get a few pictures of that camaro without the piece of garbag on the front?
      Raghu
      • 3 Years Ago
      Great... watch for more cooked engines!
      Andre Neves
      • 3 Years Ago
      We'll see how much of a good idea this turns out to be once people are overheating their cars left and right due to the radiator not being able to get enough airflow.
      • 3 Years Ago
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