• Apr 6, 2011
Segway Jousting – Click above to watch the video after the break

What would you do if you won the lottery? Surely you've thought about it. You know, the typical stuff: Tell your boss to take this job and shove it (since my bosses are reading this, I'm just kidding), buy a fancy house and a fancy car, a yacht... maybe a small island in the South Pacific.

But those are all too obvious. Reach for the stars. You did just win the freaking lottery! What you really want to do is Segway Jousting, even if you don't know it yet. That's right. We said Segway Jousting, and it's exactly what it sounds like. Plus, since you're now filthy rich, you can afford to invite your friends and pay through the nose for extremely high production values when you make a video of your exploits.

PS. Yes, we know that Segways aren't cars. We don't care, this is still awesome. Also, these aren't actual Segways. Look closely and you'll see that they are actually cheap Segway knockoffs that have – get this – four wheels. More carlike than you thought, eh? No? Whatever. Just watch the video after the break.

[Source: Washington Lottery via CrunchGear]



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      • 3 Years Ago
      That's a really great point to sell lottos; anything your imagination can come up with. Maybe they got so rich, they custom made the segways to suit the ideal jousting-on-wheels needs.
      • 3 Years Ago
      They are not even Segway PTs! Fancy going through all that hard work to create such a good video and then skimp on the actual machines. They are the Q 4 wheel transporter thingies... But still a good video
      • 3 Years Ago
        • 3 Years Ago
        That is epic in every sense of the word. Thanks for the link.
      • 3 Years Ago
      This may be one of the few reasons why i wooould get a segway
      • 3 Years Ago
      wow nice car
      • 3 Years Ago
      Im so doing this if i win it too
      • 3 Years Ago
      Vid's not loading...

      I'm stuck on 'Reading player data.'
      • 3 Years Ago
      That...Was...Awsome, Washington State Lottery makes some really good commercials, not quite as good as the flying bird commercial they made but this is definitely the second best behind that.
      • 3 Years Ago
      I could have guess a million times what that was a commercial for and I would have never guessed Washington Lottery. Awesome video though..
      • 3 Years Ago
      how do you get video to play? it just says "loading"......
        • 3 Years Ago
        I've got the same thing going on with IE8, the only crap browser my company allows.

        Garbage IE.
      • 3 Years Ago
      If I win the lottery, I'm DEFINITELY doing that.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Unfortunately these are not Segway PTs, they are cheap non-balancing knock offs. Real Segway jousting does occur though, and I've seen it in action!
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