• Mar 30, 2011

Epic Meal Time Meat Cars – Click above to view video after the jump

Working cars into your daily diet used to be a bit of a challenge, unless you regularly consume race car birthday cakes or something. That is, until now. The Canadian YouTube sensations at Epic Meal Time have solved your car guy culinary crisis with their latest creation: meat cars.

The body of the meat car is something like a highly modified sherpherd's pie, but instead of corn, they used macaroni and cheese. Bacon permeates everything the team does, from the ground beef and bacon skin of the shepherd's pie, to the beer and bacon grease batter, to the bacon grease buttery mashed potatoes.

Keeping things rolling along is a set of four salami wheels wrapped in onion tires and garnished with a healthy dose of chrome. These may be cars made of meat, but they do actually roll. Top that off with a candy (yes, actual candy) paint job, and you have a stylin', 23,266 calorie meat ride. Mildly NSFW language in the video after the jump.

[Source: YouTube]





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      • 3 Years Ago
      Ron Swanson would be proud.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Wow, if you actually finish eating it, you might just die.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Doesn't the guy on the right look like he could be Adam Corolla's Son?
      • 3 Years Ago
      OMFG. 23,266 calories!?
        • 3 Years Ago
        And I thought eating at Chipotle was deadly.
        • 3 Years Ago
        23,266? Have you met the 138,226 calorie Sloppy Roethlisberger?

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCxFn3sAw68
        • 3 Years Ago
        Just by skipping the deep fryer, they could probably make this slightly less deadly.
        Carlos
        • 3 Years Ago
        With that many calories you can power a 1000watt light bulb for 97 seconds. O.o
      • 3 Years Ago
      Man... I remember when I was younger and my body could process 4, yes 4, Big Macs. Now a salad with meat on it adds a pound. Enjoy the ride boys.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Absolutely love EMT.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Aaron, after your recent - thrilling - stories about some chick in the Ukraine driving on a suspended license, a woman assaulting her mother for a car loan and now... car-shaped food, I have to ask: what do you have against Autoblog? You seem almost hell-bent on making it as irrelevant as possible. Please stop.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Next step is to cover the entire thing in bacon strip armor plating with bacon treads and make a military grade meat tank. Use a stick of butter for the turret gun, hollowed out and filled with bacon!
      • 3 Years Ago
      23,266 calorie meat ride...Thats what she said.
      • 3 Years Ago
      did they just bake, and fry cellophane ...?
        • 3 Years Ago
        The celophane is only used to assist in the rolling of the loaf (think how they roll sushi).
        • 3 Years Ago
        "Bacon permeates everything the team does.."

        Surprised they didn't use canadian bacon...
        • 3 Years Ago
        Sure looks like they did, but I respect the amount of bacon that went in these rollers.
      • 3 Years Ago
      Meat farts for a week, anyone?
      • 3 Years Ago
      hahaha wtf???
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